Man writes hilarious application letter to woman searching for love
BlogosphereWhen a student posted a note on Facebook post saying she was looking for a boyfriend, she expected a few wisecracks in response to her online 'joke'. But one potential suitor appeared to take the invitation very seriously - or perhaps wickedly tongue-in-cheek - when he slipped an application for the 'position' of boyfriend under her dorm room door, dailymail reports.
Far from trying to woo the young woman with romance, the neatly-typed note reads precisely like a covering letter for a job application - with hilarious results. In, he wrote: 'I am writing to you in regard to the position of boyfriend.
'I became aware of this position through the social networking website, Facebook. 'I feel I am well-qualified for the position that is offered, as I am a caring individual and an all-round good person 'Skill set includes: Being laid-back, having stability, cuddling, country music appreciation, tolerance for shopping, oral sex, ability to listen (read "really listen"), exceptional navigation skills and ability to prepare own meals.' In a bid to bolster his appeal as boyfriend material, the suitor also boasts of his competence as a gamer.
He added: 'I understand the ability to play video games is a desirable trait. While holding an xBox Live Platinum account, I was able to remain on the Call Of Duty two and three top 10 leader boards for a seven-month period. 'I have become competent with Sony Playstation 3 entertainment system and I am also fluent in 1337 5p341 [leet speak, a secret language used by internet enthusiasts]. 'I have included my resume of qualifications with this letter. I certainly hope to have an opportunity to work with you, your friends, and your family.
'I firmly believe that my past experiences, education and skills make me a very good fit for your boyfriend position.'