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Tigran Sargsyan throws down the gauntlet to Sultan of Bahrain

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Another sensational achievement of Tigran Sargsyan's government was found. Our government, not having money to improve pensions, imports to Armenia two toilets from the state budget of 2012, worth 124 million drams. One of the toilets installed at the ropeway road "Tatev", the second - in the Church of St. Grigor the Illuminator.

This information was confirmed by Deputy Minister of Economy Ara Petrosyan. He noted that the new acquisition is of great importance for the development of tourism in Armenia.

If there is someone who dares to question Deputy Petrosyan's belief, it is likely to hang on to the hands of clock of the government building. Well, of course, toilets, acquired for 124 million drams will encourage the development of tourism. We can only wait and see how it happens.

Up to now if many Armenians can live, sleep without Tatev, that from now they will have only one idea, to save as much as possible a lot of money and see the location where the miracle of the 21st century is.

By the way, the toilets will work on the principle of self-financing. The cost of using the toilet will be only 200 drams.

So we can be sure that those who have purchased the most expensive toilets in stores that offer the most expensive and high-quality ceramic products and paid one million drams (upmarket toilet can be purchased for 600 000 drams, though it is possible that the Prime Minister Tigran Sargsyan enjoys in his home just this toilet), hearing that "account" of the object is 200 drams, and again will be willing to enter into an "object" and take advantage of this super-expensive good, in order to understand the mystery of the 124 millionth "miracle" .

By the way, initially the government provided 100 million drams, but in the end it turned out that the toilets cost 124 million Armenian drams. Some unsophisticated web browsers even expressed surprise, saying who wasted 24 million drams, which was released the same amount, without considering the fact that such toilets should get through customs. And of course, that if the two toilets are 100 million drams, the Republic of Armenia could qualify that luxury for a minimum of 24 millionths of customs fees.

As you can see, Tigran Sargsyan's government does not change and continues to be in its line of business. Government allocates for mosquitoes of Jermuk 60,000,000 drams, agricultural meetings- 16.5 million dollars, for transfers- 121 200 000, along with his prime minister, of course, can not throw down the gauntlet to the Sultan of Bahrain instead of platinum or gold toilets not give its own people not less expensive toilets in order to increase the taste and outlook of the latter.

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